Or What

A man comes into a doctor's office and tells the doctor that his wife hasn't had any desire to have sex with him for almost a year. The doctor tells the man that he needs to talk with his wife to figure out what's going on. So she comes in the next day and the doctor asks her why she hasn't had sex with her husband in such a long time.

The wife tells him, "Well, the problem is that I don't have a car and my husband never gives me any money. So when I go to work I always have to get a cab, and when my cab ride is over the cabbie says, "So are you going to pay me or what?"

"So I take the 'or what'."

"Then when I get to work late my boss asks me if he's going to have to write me up for being late or what."

"So I take the 'or what'."

"Then I have to take a cab home again and the cabbie asks me again of I'm going to pay him or what."

"So I take the 'or what'."

The doctor stares at the woman and says, "So are we going to tell your husband about this or what?"